Bug-infested territory

Elliott Griffiths
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If only it was this easy to get Wenger out, we might never have had Arsenal Fan TV.

Rejin, pita and F_1n have all come out of the woodwork to admit their use of the controversial coaching bug. We haven't seen a bug spread this much since... well, a few months ago, there was this pandemic...

While you might think that admitting it is quite noble, remember that the ESIC said they were going to go back and have a look - it's not like they admitted it as soon as someone else was caught. And, well, they cheated. Nothing noble about that.

Honestly, we're not angry.

We're just disappointed.

We expected much better, especially from Rejin. Not for any reason in particular, it just felt like he wouldn't be that kind of guy. aizyesque even had him as the #1 player of 2020.

We probably should have realised something was up then, really.

They've all been suspended by their teams, so if you've ever thought 'I could do a better job', now might be your time.

If you start making some good YouTube videos, you could always follow Elmapuddy's path, who went from VOD breakdowns to professional coach in a few months. Honestly, there's nothing to lose. Just don't cheat when you get there, for s1mple's sake.

Maybe then we can start our own YouTube channel and demand 'your name here Out'. mousesports Fan TV.

It'll never catch on.

September 6, 2020

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