37 different excuses

Elliott Griffiths
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Hi, it's me. I'm later.

You know that old study about how homophobes are more likely to be closeted homosexuals than other people? Or how adulterers all think their partners are cheating on them?

starix, for crying out loud buddy.

You can't go waving your lightsaber around asking for bans for coaches on Twitter if you're one of the coaches. Don't throw grenades if you live in banana, as the old saying goes.

But it's okay. He has a watertight excuse.

"To be honest I don’t remember what I was using it. Seems like I did. Well, nothing to say on my side." Well, that's okay then. Idiot.

Like, you can't be all macho about banning people, just a month after you accused a professional player of cheating (now the adulterer thing in the opening makes sense, eh? It's almost like we planned it.) and then get banned for cheating.

AND THEN - your excuse is a mere shrug of the shoulders. No apology. Nothing.

flusha had a one word - well, emoji - response for him. A clown. Obviously. We're a big fan of this tweet from Devilwalk though - poking fun at himself and starix at the same time. Wonderful stuff

Why couldn't you just be more like guerri, who, aside from the whole scandal, has acted like a certified chad. He came forward early, admitted his fault and claimed his ban was fair. ruggah, too, admitted fault.  Respect.

Those two were given another chance by their orgs due to their concession and infrequent use. But, thankfully, starix won't be given ano-

Sorry, what?

Please tell us they didn't post a picture of him as some sort of warrior to say they're keeping him on. Nah. You didn't. Come on. No wonder they got twitter ratio'd by a Gucci bucket hat.

Twista, also, was moved to analyst instead of coach. That, in our eyes, is a cheap cop-out, and we're not the only ones.

A few of the smaller bans are being contested - forZe are challenging lmbt's ban with what seems like watertight evidence - good for them, if they're right. RobbaN, also, complained that his ban was unfair.

He claims his mic was muted the whole time that the bug occurred - which may be true, but it's impossible for anyone to prove that.

Well, we guess they probably wouldn't have got 16-1'd with some extra info.

It's not enough to reverse his ban, but it does make us think he's telling the truth.

October 1, 2020

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