Big Boom’s big problems

Elliott Griffiths
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It’s a good thing s1mple isn’t toxic any more, otherwise Boombl4 might have tried to date him.

And that can’t be a good idea.

Boombl4 came out and gave a very revealing interview with Russian YouTuber (?) РАЙЗ where he went through the trials and tribulations of his relationship.

With his wife, not s1mple.

This included how much he spent on her - somewhere around half a million euros - that he’s ‘against drugs’ after trying it once in Mexico (weird how everyone gets caught on their first try…) and that he indeed was cut due to his ex-wife’s Instagram posts.

The internet is fucking insane.

Apparently he wasn’t even dating her at the time he proposed. We’ve… all been there?

There were some jokes in there, but it seemed Boombl4 was totally earnest when he said he was thinking with his heart and not his head. Your heart, eh?

It’s a confusing hurricane of information, and quite how Boombl4 ever thought this marriage would work is beyond us. But then, we can’t exactly judge a young bloke for his relationship choices.

We’ve all dated an insane person here or there, but we didn’t have the details of it plastered all over the internet.

So fair enough, Boombl4. Seems he has a good sense of humour about the whole thing, at least.

July 7, 2022

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