🇩🇰 Heroic at the Major
- If FURIA gets knocked out before the playoffs, Heroic has got a really good chance of becoming the new fan favourite, not least due to cadiaN being the palest Brazilian in the world.
- Speaking of cadiaN, he’s not a virgin, he just acts like one?
- Uh and neither are sjuush and TeSeS after this filthy flick by sh1ro. Collateral wallbang. Jesus Christ, give them a chance.
🔥 The Major is on fire
- When you’re at match point, you need to suit up in your fire-impregnated big-boy pants, just like dexter did against Vitality. Shades of olofmeister.
- If you’re FURIA and you win, Neymar is just casually going to Facetime you to say congratulations. Imagine what the playoffs are going to be like if they qualify 🤯
- Don’t trust us on that? Just listen to this crowd.
👶 Smells like Team Spirit
- Apparently degster was a bit of a dick, according to chopper, who also says that Spirit has got plenty of room to grow with their young lineup.
- Which QIKERT from Outsiders reiterated after their 16-14 win. Who better to confirm than someone who literally just played them?
- Who’s the best Ukrainian per the stats at the Rio Major? Oh none other than w0nderful, Spirit’s 17 year old superstar, rolling in with a 1.26 rating, while s1mple is “only” on 1.19. That’s it, that’s the story.
