Lay down, try not to cry, cry a lot.
What napz assured was "basically impossible" and "would only happen 'on Saint Juttemis'" - we had to google that one as well - has happened.
chrisJ has left mousesports, and this time it's looking like it's permanent, so no benchJ 3.0 unfortunately.
The Dutchman had been linked to a move to ex-GODSENT recently, which suggests he will be gone for good, after seven years of loyal service.
His replacement? The MAD Lions snappy AWPer going by the name of acoR.
Another Dane on mousesports, let's hope they don't turn in to North. Karrigan has also been linked to a roster move, with dexter replacing him, but there has been no news on that front as of yet.
In other news, Extremum has acquired the remainder of the former 100 Thieves, with the lineup being completed by bntet instead of jks, who is now on Cloud9.
Speaking of Cloud9, their former coach, Kassad, has rejoined the Australian project as well, along with LETN1 as Analyst and Team Manager.
And finally, forZe has been going through some unexpected changes, with them fielding Aunkere and Woro2k - the latter being a predicted future talent of s1mple - instead of xsepower and facecrack, who've left due to "personal reasons".
No one is quite sure of what this means - probably not even forZe - but for now the changes seem temporary, so we'll just have to wait and see.
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