Flashpoint is making everyone look bad

Elliott Griffiths
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Source: Flashpoint (clowned up remix by Crash_)

As always, click here if you want more details on the results. It's just a link to the HLTV page, it's not anything weird. We promise. Pinky promise.

Let's start with the funniest news. Vitality lost 2-0 to DBL Poney, a team that had to beg to have NBK stand in for them.

ZywOo even managed to get nearly 120 ADR in a map they lost 16-5, though he was one of the three to get styled on by bodyy. Yeah, that bodyy.

It was such a massacre that NBK outfragged ZywOo.

Are Vitality screwed? Probably, but who cares. It's much funnier to laugh at a French team losing, and seeing the people who blamed s1mple for NaVi being bad trying to explain how this isn't ZywOo's fault.

OG continued their streak of being a massive disappointment, which is something we resonate with. In normal circumstances, losing 2-0 to Astralis would be alright. These aren't normal circumstances, though, and valde choked his audition for the new Astralis team, going -24. Eesh.

Two people who also appear to be screwing up their chance to join that side are blameF and k0nfig, who both went negative against BIG. Complexity are just... not good. But there appears to be no reason why that's the case. They have great players, great facilities, big muscles and they probably hang out with the coolest guys. Just something isn't clicking.

Speaking of teams in disarray, we get to FNATIC.

Jesus Christ. FNATIC are properly crap.

mouz have been pretty poor of recent, but they blitzed through the lifeless carcass that bears the FNATIC name, dropping just 12 rounds in two maps. JW went -22 - turns out he's not a rifler. Crazy.

Heroic clapped Sprout pretty convincingly, as you would expect. Thank god SOMEONE is living up to expectations.

At least one game was close, though - NiKo enacted revenge on FaZe for making him look so bad, as he dropped 87 to take G2 to victory.

Thanks for the last second rotate to B at 15-14, karrigan.

May 13, 2021

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