“Forgot to book plane tickets” yeah sure

✨ Time for a change

• device, you have four majors already. That’s plenty; leave some for the rest.
• Who knew all you had to do for your favourite team to win an event was to ask the TO to let them win? It’s that easy.

🎉 So excited

• See, you might think ZywOo, cadiaN, and jabbi are just dancing to the music here - but no! They just got our newsletter in their inbox.
• We’ve been told we need to be hyped af for this kid Joel. Will do bossman.

↘️ Downfall

• We might just show up to Astralis’ downfall better dressed than at our own wedding.
• For some of us, that statement is a little more literal than for others.