It's Judgement Day

Elliott Griffiths
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Illustration by NovaH. Source: @pitaCSGO, Starladder (ZoneR), DailyEsports (dead), Starladder (Solaar), Dreamhack (HUNDEN)

The ESIC might be about to put more coaches out of work than Watford FC today.

For the Americans, and non-football fans... they're going get rid of more people than the Sugababes. Pop culture isn't our strong point, alright.

Today is the day. Monday the 28th of September 2020. If you've been cheating and thinking you were all sneaky-beaky like, today is when your comeuppance begins.

We have no idea who might be implicated, and of course, the logical side of us hopes none of the big, important coaches are found guilty. But then, our spicy side thinks it might be quite fun to see a massive shake-up.

If nothing else, it gives us something to write about.

One coach who has already been found out is dead. No, not like that. It's not that dark.

dead, the MIBR coach, gave his thoughts on the six-month suspension. He says that he thinks he didn't do anything 'against the integrity of the game' but understands why he's been suspended, and that he accepts it.

We'd love to joke about how he was cheating which is inherently against the integrity of the game, but he accepts his punishment and seems to genuinely repent, which is fair enough.

Having said that, we might quickly run out of patience for 'oh I'm so sorry I cheated' statements tomorrow.

September 27, 2020

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