They say it takes a thief to catch a thief - and taking jks from 100 Thieves might be the steal of the year.
While Jason Lake has been pretty unlucky, there always seems to be some silver lining when clouds are grey - hell, this one might be a cloud lining on a whole block of silver. If he'd have known he could get jks to replace oBo, he might have just kicked him.
He certainly doesn't seem too stressed about the situation, smoking a cigar, reading dbltap (and hopefully a certain newsletter) and drinking champagne in a hot tub... that's certainly a way we'd like to celebrate a Friday. Minus the champagne - ours is a gin and tonic, if you're reading, Jason.
We'd like to think he does read the TLDR newsletter, half-naked in a hot t- you know what, never mind.
If Complexity aren't signing jks, then SPUNJ might have to return his new Complexity merch that he bought. He's probably going to need a new team to support either way, as 100T don't appear to be bothered about CSGO any more.
They've already lost a coach, and DeKay mentions that Jkaem might be on his way too. They're not even any good at other games, it seems. The skeptic in us thinks they just wanted the Aussie fanbase to buy their real product - clothes.
Sorry, what are we talking about? That's not skeptical at all.
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