Yes, more roster stuff. Deal with it, we’re not the ones who made the transfers.
Things are gonna be a little longer than you’re used to in Everything Else, so hold on tight.
- Besides angering everyone, 🇩🇰 Astralis also expanded their “performance” team by adding Jan Jørgensen and B. S. Christiansen as Performance and Mental coaches respectively. Doesn’t ring a bell? Well, one is a former badminton pro and the latter is Ex. Special Forces and also used to coach pro cycling Team Saxo Bank.
- 🇷🇺 forZe is down one member as kensi joins the long list of Counter-Strikers who leave for VALORANT. See you in a year, kensi!
- Next time you’re watching Brazilian CS, don’t be alarmed if you have to do a double-take. 🇧🇷 00 Nation and 🇦🇷 9z have gone for an AWP switcheroo. try leaves 00 Nation for 9z, and nqz joins 00 Nation, leaving 9z. Got it?
- Why waste time putting the bits and pieces together yourself when you can buy the all-in-one package? Apparently, that’s what 🇸🇪 GODSENT had in mind as they tried to take over 🇽🇰 BNE. BanKs says it’s not true, but rumours are always wrong until they’re right.
- 🇹🇷 w0xic is free on the market as we speak. After committing to an international roster for his next move and benching himself on Eternal Fire, he is now fair game to pick up as his contract has run out. Go get him!
- Same thing for our huggable friend from the East, 🇷🇺 Boombl4 is now also a free agent. Zeus’ intended successor and favourite Christmas song singer is out of contract with NaVi and can now be picked up for free at any old corner shop.
- Okay, looks like we made it through. One more to go: jkaem and STYKO’s retirement home, 🇳🇴 Apeks, has found it’s IGL and fifth in kyxsan. The North-Macedonian talent joins a team with some interesting and familiar faces. All we can expect is to be pleasantly surprised.
🤯 Everything Else inside Everything Else
- This year’s biggest winner? FaZe at $23,869 per map.
- Look Adam, sometimes it just takes time to shift all the way from B Apps to A Ramp on Mirage.
- Okay listen craftmeister, your first mistake was opening CS in the first place. Best not to after such a hard day.
- Looks like s1mple didn’t quite get rid of that toxic alter ego after all… Yeesh.
- Solo-queueing can be the unholiest thing you’ll ever witness, but not for this one player in hAdji’s game.
- This video about Dust II’s hinge smoke by TL;DR’s very own Fuffy, is so quick we bet you it’ll be over before we finish this sente-
