Goodnight, sweet prince.
We didn't lie. No bamboozle. No capping. North are officially done. Fin. No more. And no, that's not just because they cut aizy, no matter what one member of TLDR says.
The whole roster is now without a team, so if you have too much money and love being disappointed, then boy, do we have an opportunity for you!
From the highs of DreamHack Stockholm to the lows of... pretty much every other tournament, North's existence has forever been rocky. Mismanagement, mistakes and other words beginning with mis became commonplace, and never did North have a consistent team who were performing to a level originally expected of them.
The fall of North is a warning to everybody in esports, though. This is a team backed by a big football team, potentially the biggest in Denmark, and even they have been unable to fund this. Esports is difficult, and very easy to get wrong.
We know all about expensive mistakes - aizyesque has a North shirt, after all.
It's a sad day for TLDR. Not only does aizyesque lose his favourite team, and PHedemark lose the team he helped to build; we as a collective lost our punching bag.
North were a lovely piñata for us to beat for jokes, and now we're actually going to have to find a new team to mock. We might actually have to work for the jokes!
Don't worry though, we're sure there will be a Danish disappointment coming, we won't have to wait long, we're sure...