The absolution of the French

Gijs Verhoeff
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There are two things we can’t stand in this world: people who are intolerant of other people’s cultures, and the French. Ah, the French, with their croissants, their baguettes, their stupid scrap metal tower, and of course: team drama.

Honestly, French CS players, would it be so absolutely horrifying for you to just get along? Some of your relationships are more complicated than the ones in a good Hispanic telenovela. Unbelievable.

Why are we so riled up? You’re left wondering, what have they done this time. Well, they’ve ruined another team, that’s what they’ve done. It was all falling into place, it was all going swimmingly.

Falcons had the nostalgia roster, they were rising up the ranks, and we were injecting KennyS flicks straight into our veins. And then, the incident. Cue dramatic music.

According to our favourite French reporter and delusional Olympique Lyonnais fan, hAdji was out with Python in, then Python was out again and they bootcamped with hAdji, to only then go with Python in the end. Mixed signals man.

neL gives us one more spicy little rumour, implying that things are so-so between hAdji and boddyy, and that might’ve been the reason things fell through in the end.

Honestly, it’s a shame to see this happen pretty close to the French Major, especially because hAdji was putting up decent numbers. Let’s just hope we get to see our favourite French idols play in Paris.

Or not, that would be hilarious too.

January 26, 2023

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