We're going to go out on a limb and suggest you can all read. Mainly because if you can't, you won't really be offended by this statement.
But that doesn't mean you WANT to read. Hell, if you wanted to read, you probably wouldn't read a newsletter called tl;dr, really.
That's why we have our (relatively) new podcast, masterminded by new recruit Logan Ramhap with aizyesque for some reason allowed to dribble vaguely coherent nonsense onto it.
If you like CS:GO but hate podcasts that go for long, our half-hour podcast might just be the perfect size for a commute. Even if you're working from home, we're sure you can find 30 minutes where you're 'working' to have a listen. We found it to record.