What's the square root of 4 CeRq's?

Elliott Griffiths
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We're authorised, are you?

Turns out you're not esports unless you have a cool badge, and a certificate. If you've got $400 dollars to spare, you too can take an exam to get a certificate that is pretty much entirely useless.

Yeah, an exam. Questions like this one are probably not what's on it, but amusing to imagine if nothing else.

Supposedly it would help you get jobs, but it's not really worth the paper it's printed on. Or, data it's printed on? Is this what NFTs are?

Nobody in esports right now has one of these certificates, so we're not really sure why this would make you more certified than not having it. If you're really wanting to work in esports, hell, just... send us an email. Not only would it make a change from us emailing you, but maybe you'll be what we're looking for.

April 29, 2021

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