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Once upon a time, there was a beautiful land team called IHC. By beating C9 they sold us a dream and made us fall in love. Then they beat Liquid and we were all in an IHC wonderland.

Until Pro League, when no more wonders were left. IHC had to retreat, on their way back they might have misunderstood scorched earth as “sk0r-ched earth”.

At least, that’s our theory. Because we have no idea why else they announced sk0r would be leaving IHC all of a sudden through a tweet.

You might think that maybe sk0r decided to move on to try and find pastures new in a different region. But no, on his Instagram story, he revealed it wasn’t his choice to leave the team. Which leaves us with no real answers.

We tried to find some in his replacement, kabal. He was already a part of IHC, but took paternity leave. It seemed inevitable he’d come back, but we expected him to take Bart4k’s spot. Maybe he was kept for his name?

Maybe we’ll find out why sk0r really left at some point, until then we’re left guessing. For now, this is the end of chapter 1 of the IHC fairy-tale, it’s up to them to write the next.

Tune in to this week's episode of Overtime on Inferno where your favorite hosts aizyesque and Logan Ramhap go deep on the biggest news in CS:GO:

• What noise does a samurai make?
• Why caring about Source 2 is a zero-sum game
• FURIA’s dodgy gameplay

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Group C is the most EPL-y of all the EPL groups. The 32-team format has brought with it an easy route to the playoffs for all but the very worst of the ‘big’ teams, and it’s no different here.

Three teams have even turned up with stand-ins: niko for OG, n9xtz for 00NATION, and JACKZ for Vitality. If EPL had any prestige left (spoiler: it doesn't) this group might have killed it off.

We know that not every event can be a Cologne, and there are positives to EPL’s format. More teams means more opportunities to help smaller scenes, with this group shining a light on Australia in particular.

Rooster are unsalaried, and paid for their own bootcamp in Europe to get ready for this group. Grayhound are the best in the region so probably deserve a slot in a 32-team event.

But god damn does it make the games boring. There’s been 7 2-0s so far, with only 00NATION’s 2-1 defeat by Grayhound offering a truly close affair.

ESL’s talent are carrying the show, make no mistake. But there has been a new champion, something to keep us entertained between the desk segments and shoulder content: JACKZ.

Cut from G2, cut from HEET, the sun looked to have set on the 30-year-old entry fragger’s career.

But apEX and Vitality have thrown him a bone, probably purely so Vitality could rock the French flag again.

So JACKZ getting a 1.37 rating wasn't really in the script.

Somehow, someway, the Frenchman — who recorded lower than a 1.00 rating for the last three years straight — has re-ignited. He’s in the shop window and he’s sparkling.

It may be against Grayhound and a rudderless OG but it’s not like there’s anything else interesting happening in this group.

Now the opening fixtures are out of the way, watchability might improve. Vitality face FaZe on Sunday, and OG and NIP are in a lower bracket battle with paiN for the last two playoff slots.

But, we doubt there’s gonna be any classics. You'll probably be fine just reading the TL;DR.

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📺 Good Game Legends

• GUCCI is taking off where Valve left us with Player Profiles, diving deep on ZywOo’s background.
• But also, taking a look at Dota 2 talent with Sheever. It’s not CS, but it’s still esports.

😮 I’m sorry, what?!

• We out here barely going positive, and this gal casually gets some kills with ONE HAND.
• How much did you say you got paid for one map? We chose the wrong career…
• Rejin really out here advocating for anticonception inadvertently.

📊🤓 Stats for nerds

• It’s nice to see we’ve finally achieved being able to quantify Liquid’s choking abilities.
• Hm hm, yes, indeed. A subtickrate for CS:GO Source 2. We know what that means.
• Wake up baby, another NER0 döppelganger banger dropped!