TheMongolz are your new favourite team.

Stop pretending otherwise. If their bizarrely poetic tweeting isn’t enough for you, how about them packing Falcons and G2 into a blunt and smoking them?

910 has gone from the reason Mongolz went out 0-3 at the Major to a big-balls giga-chad super-soldier and outdone both SunPayus and m0NESY in a matter of days, while the rest of the team have continued to play their part.

They 2-0’d G2 dropping just eleven rounds, they 13-3’d Falcons on Mirage en route to victory, and now they have Vitality in their sights.

Vitality, as it happens, strolled to wins over Sharks and BetBoom, unsurprisingly. Sharks dropped into the Last Chance Stage with a narrow loss to M80, and TYLOO lost to both G2 and Falcons, albeit far too closely in the latter.

Over in Group A, a fellow underdog rolled up and smacked SAW and fnatic to book their spot in the playoffs. Welcome to the big leagues, 3DMAX. Well, welcome again.

afro and bodyy left the French scene and got their immediate comeuppance as their national counterparts clapped ‘em 13-5 13-10. Eesh.

FaZe breezed past Imperial, but were quickly felled by a very, very impressive Astralis team. The Danes bodied Eternal Fire and swept FaZe aside with Staehr and stavn topping the charts both times.

It turns out cutting blameF DID make the team better. Who could have possibly foreseen this?!

SAW dropped to both the aforementioned 3DMAX and then Virtus.pro, before VP got smacked by FaZe. FaZe meet Eternal Fire in the lower bracket, who recovered to beat Imperial and fnatic in three.

There’s still loads of Counter-Strike to come, which is great news for us. We have a newsletter to write.

Good news for you, as well, we suppose.