You know it’s not going very well for Metizport when even Jackinho gets benched.

The Swedish captain has decided that, much like MaiL09, he’s not happy with his roles. Citing a will to find a fit where he can perform better individually, and has left the team.

We’ll keep you posted as soon as he finds one.

In other news we don’t think will happen, stanislaw is replacing him.

Wait, that’s real?

Oh god… did the vinS signing come with a ChatGPT subscription?

At least for the next event, Journey Spring in Stockholm, the Canadian skipper will take the reins in Metizport. He’s reunited with vinS, the polish coach with whom he guided Wildcard to their first Major appearances before the team died a painful death partially at the hands of a man with too much trust in large language models.

So, if nothing else, there is some precedent for this being a successful pairing. On the other hand, pretty much everything both parties have done after Wildcard can best be described as a flop.

Add to that, the Wildcard roster they had to work with consisted of individuals that have all since moved on to greater things. As it stands, stanislaw and vinS are the only two parts of the Wildcard squad from the Shanghai and Austin Majors that won’t be playing in the Cologne Major.

Comparing a roster of isak, Plopski, forsyy, and Dragon to players like JBa, susp, phzy, and Sonic paints a picture that we don’t think is exactly inspiring.

In any case, we could be wrong. And if there’s one player who might be able to prove the haters wrong, it just might be stanislaw.