Falcons are still reportedly signing kyousuke. Don’t worry though TeSeS fans, kyousuke apparently won’t be replacing your boy. Magisk is out instead.

That means that everyone’s favourite 1.04-rated, flavour of the month darling will be safe, at least for now, and won’t yet be losing his spot to a player much better than him.

We know that makes it sound like we don’t like TeSeS, but don’t get us wrong – we love him. He just isn’t good enough to match Falcons’ ambitions, and that’s okay.

What isn’t okay, though, is that he’ll now be given a fate far worse than being benched. He’s going to get the worst roles on the team.

That’s right, instead of cashing in on him when his stock his highest, the goodwill points TeSeS has built up means that his rewards for a few impressive performances will be sabotage, making him the new scapegoat for any time that Falcons fail to win big.

Let’s just hope the rolecels use all their collective power to defend him when he suffers.

When it comes to the kyousuke signing, we really can’t fault Falcons for it. kyousuke seems destined to be a star, and you can say all you like about his non-existent tier one experience, but he’s playing at bigger events now and is consistently dominating the field. He’s going to be a star.

There is one team we can fault for the transfer of kyousuke, though, and that’s Spirit. Given how lacklustre they look against their closest competition this year, you’d think the org would finally be inclined to give donk some backup and start trying to win trophies again. But we guess not.

Forget all that bs about roles for a second, because we know some of you are internally “well ackchyually”’ing right now, players as good as donk and kyousuke can make it work. NiKo and malbsMd did.

If only magixx hadn’t decided to have his one good game in the Major final.