We don’t usually cover tier-15 Counter-Strike – shoutout to the three people worldwide who actually watch it – but this move was too tragic to ignore.

Turkish org FUT has announced its entry into Counter-Strike by signing the most underwhelming roster imaginable. Headlined by JACKZ, the full lineup features misutaaa, Nivera, drac (yeah, we don’t know either), and devoduvek, with ScreaM coming back as a sixth player and content creator. Yes, you read that right.

This team stinks, and not for just one reason.

First red flag: they’re (mostly) French.

Just kidding, we love you, our French reader. Please don’t unsubscribe.

Secondly, thirdly, and fourthly - who in their right mind signs devodudek in big 2025?!

Yes, the 30-year-old French legend whose career highlight was reaching the Challengers Stage of the Boston Major with Misfits is back. And he’s hungrier than ever for that EPL trophy. Not ESL Pro League, of course - the European Pro League. Never heard of it? Exactly.

This man is so washed the org couldn’t spell his name right in the announcement. You know your signing’s bad when even the org is in denial.

Thirdly, ScreaM is back. Ok, we’ll admit it: seeing ScreaM back on the server is cool, but his last HLTV-recorded game was in 2019. Of course, this move is clearly about name value and visibility, because no one expects him to drop anything above a 0.80 rating these days… right? Well, apparently, he actually plans to “fully come back to competitive CS”…

On a side note, seeing s1mple and ScreaM return in the same month definitely wasn’t on our 2025 bingo card.

Anyway. Rant over.

Don’t get us wrong, much respect to the players. Get the bag, kings.

But if any more orgs are looking to set money on fire, sponsor us instead. We promise we’ll make people laugh too – and not just because of our awful CS.