French Dream Team
In a previous edition, we remembered a GuardiaN flick (or five). This week, it’s time to remember a kennyS flick.
There’s been a lot of discourse this week about whether or not kennyS would be in a French all-time five thanks to bodyy and ESL, so we thought we’d have a look into it and create our own.
But first, let’s take a look at his because it is… questionable.
It starts out fine. ZywOo, apEX, and NBK are all very solid players who more than deserve their spots on this proposed team, but then he lists Lucky and Graviti. Seriously?
Lucky is a fine player and Graviti has tonnes of potential, but this really feels like some rather forced brownnosing to gain favour with some new teammates - and because we consider ourselves to be Counter-Strike savants, we find that to be a little bit sickening.
For one, how can you not have a French dream team without shox? A true legend of the game, shox’s peak level was so ridiculous that there were plenty of accusations that he was actually just cheating the whole time.
Sure, his career may have slowly gone downhill, but we’re talking about peak levels here - and shox’s peak was insane.
It’s also outrageous to us to not include kennyS here. Let’s not forget that he got the AWP nerfed because of just how good he was. And before you try to use that as a reason to not pick him, he’s already got an answer for you, smartarse.
It’s not even like ZywOo AWPs that often either, the guy is basically a rifler. We’re sure he’d be happy to rifle full-time if it meant kenny could have a spot.
If you haven’t figured it out by now, our team would 100% include ZywOo, kennyS, shox, and apEX. As for the fifth player, we’d probably go for NBK-, but that’s a little more debatable considering apEX said this.
It could be Happy, bodyy, NBK-, even RpK or kioShiMa, but one thing is for certain - whoever you pick, the team would cook.
Reply and let us know who you would pick, but just know that we will forever disregard your opinion if it sucks.

