Wanna buy some talent? It’s going cheap!

Silly season has kicked off properly in tier one, and tier two doesn’t want to be left out.

Of course, being the lesser tier of competition, they can’t make the same high roller bets as the big dogs, so quite a few quality players and coaches have actually ended up on the free market.

And when we say quality players, we actually mean it. No really, we promise.

Perhaps your team needs a new head coach, why look any further than Major grand finalist ash? He got out of his GamerLegion contract two weeks ago, juuust before HLTV’s big report dropped. We think it’s a coincidence… probably.

Maybe you’re looking for a strong veteran to guide your team to glory? Why not pick up HObbit?

Very funny, we know. But have you seen his stats lately?

He’s getting older at 31 years old - practically a hundred in Counter-Strike years - but he’s not done yet. Unlike other retirees, he embraces the adult diapers, and instead uses them to absolutely sh-t on anything and everything that moves in tier two.

Anyway, remember nicoodoz? He’s free too!

After getting benched along with his three mates, ECSTATIC have agreed to let them go for free. The team sits just one spot behind fnatic on the ranking, and you can get that spot for $0 while picking up some decent tier two players in the process. A bargain, we think, even if nut nut isn’t included in the deal.

Though we’d pay billions just for that nickname.

Of course, not everyone is letting players go free, some are actually picking them up as well. 9INE announced the benching of Poles cej0t and bnox, and are rumoured to be playing with adamS and notineki in their place.

Metizport finally tied the knot with F1KU to complete their roster, although the door isn’t closed on supertalent MaiL09 being brought back to JaiL09 in a near future.

Amid links to dav1deuS, Fluxo benched Mauisnake’s least favorite player, kye, and a guy we assume sneezed when dictating his own nickname, mlhzin.

Finally, Major near-miss SemperFi made the only move we’re actually somewhat excited about. Top Australian prospect on HLTV’s list, sliimey, has joined the team in place of ADDICT.

It seems they were impressed by this… but to be fair, so were we.

We think there’s a good opportunity to build a decent side from those available right now. And that is our proposal. Sharks, we’re seeking a small investment of $1,000,000…