Do you believe in karma?

Heroic rented out a billboard to advertise that they were re-signing known wrong’un HUNDEN, and ever since then they’ve had an endless streak of bad luck.

Choking semi-finals, getting betrayed by the aforementioned HUNDEN, and now the crème de la crème of snakings from two of their star players.

jabbi and stavn supposedly waited ‘til after the benching of talisman cadiaN to tell Heroic that they were dipping to Astralis, and though Heroic made a long statement essentially begging other teams to buy them, it seems now the deed is done.

stavn going behind someone’s back? Who could have guessed?

We suppose this is just what happens when you sign people like HUNDEN - his seedy aura spreads throughout the team and creates an unstoppable typhoon of backstabbery and betrayal. This is simply the price of making a Faustian bargain.

HLTV reported that Astralis are very close to completing the deal, but stopped short of telling us exactly who will be out of the team. We would assume Buzz and b0RUP would be departing, given the furore around Staehr’s signing, but who knows.

Someone’s going to have to be the battering ram should Buzz leave.

Astralis need to be careful, though. Remember that a man who would cheat to be with you, will also probably cheat on you.

If they start trying to kick device, well… you know what to do.