We recently got news that NIP are moving to a villainous, evil country that everyone despises.

Of course, we are talking about Denmark. Wait, what did you think?

With the signing of their third Danish player, NIP have not only completed the full 180 on their Swedish legacy, they’ve also pulled their pants down, sh-t all over it, and lit it on fire.

Seriously, how ugly does this look?

And to top it all off, we suspect most Danish people aren’t even too happy about it. The player coming in is namely an AWPer, as r1nkle is the one who exits the squad.

This actually makes perfect sense. We remember the ancient year of 2024, when r1nkle first joined the team, and Mauisnake declared with his flashy playstyle he would one day be fighting for the “biggest trophies in the world”. And we wholeheartedly agreed.

Thing is, that “one day” relied on r1nkle actually developing, improving his consistency over the coming years, to one day reach a level where he could compete in tier one games every time of asking.

And yet, he still swings back and forth more than the wrecking ball to NIP’s Stockholm offices.

So, he’s benched, and a Danish (shudders) “AWPer” is coming in. There haven’t been many good ones recently, so who out of the shallow talent puddle has put pen to paper?

None of them.

Because it’s stavn.

Perhaps the most unpopular player active today has decided to not only do everyone the disservice of returning to competition, but to swap into the AWP role, so he won’t even bless us with good gameplay.

Call it schadenfreude, but if this goes as it’s expected (horribly), we’d be glad. Maybe it’s a cleansing of bad teams - first we killed FaZe, now NIP.

Liquid, you’re next.