🏆 Major Mayhem

• Alright, “GabeN” (because we know you read this newsletter, duh). CS2 is the perfect chance for you to finally attend a Major. Do it.
• Who would’ve thought that Vitality would feel the pressure to win it all for their only-French-teammate-without-a-Major-and-arguable-best-player-in-the-world, ZywOo. Doesn’t make sense at all.
• Best thing at the Major? The cars, obviously.

📺 And today on: People We Couldn’t Care Less About

• Looks like Semmler and Thorin have collected their thoughts on the last Major as well. If you really have to, give it a watch.
• Speaking of, Semmler really is on his muscular story-arc, isn’t he?

💎✨ 24 carat insights

• Let’s hope Golden can swing Godsent around with his shiny logic AKA golden ratio. See what we did there?
• Ever wondered if you could have the easiest gun in the game and still sit back and let others do the work? Look no further than INSITE’s analysis of the support AWPer.
• We couldn’t find a way to link Sonic helping out Complexity with jewellery and gold, but then we remembered that in the game Sonic does pick up golden rings. Everything Else is saved.