If you thought MOUZ kicking siuhy or the South African T.c heading to Ukrainian Passion UA was weird, wait until you find out s1mple has gone to BC.Game.

Yes, really.

s1mple. The greatest player in the history of Counter-Strike. Has signed for BC.Game. A team that includes such players as nexa, CacNito, and pr1metapz.

Oh, and they’ve picked up aNdu, too. And emi. As a coach. So yeah, it stinks.

If you can’t tell, we really do not know what to say about this team. It’s obviously not very good, but with s1mple now a part of it, they should surely jump up from their current 67th rank in VRS.

s1mple himself seems pretty happy with the move, saying that “dobby is free” and that BC.Game are “serious about building a top tier team” – although they could’ve fooled us – so maybe we’re just being too pessimistic.

Somehow, we still doubt that. But we can’t say that we’re not at least optimistic for the return of toxic s1mple as he realises how hard he’s got to carry this team.

Our confusion doesn’t stop with the team s1mple has joined, by the way, because according to NAVI, they received “several” offers for the GOAT.

If that’s true, who the f–ck were the others? And how the f–ck was BC.Game the best option?

There’s got to be more at play here, but for once, we really are just dumbfounded at what it could be.