We wished for yxngstxr to find a new team, but the monkey’s paw curled...

…welcome to Luminosity.

The Major-winning org’s return to CS has not exactly been a triumphant one - unless you’re Gizmy, in which case we’re sure the Schadenfreude is palpable - and after a whopping five series with the team, changes are being made.

That’s right - the long-awaited return of LG with their Gizmy-less supersquad of Monte players lasted exactly one FNS. Who’d be the scapegoat? Why of course, the support player!

Bymas hasn’t exactly been stellar, we agree, but unless there’s a hefty role change coming up, we’re not sure replacing the player in the least impactful role is the best idea. It’s not like Wolves would win the Champions League if they swapped nothing but their goalkeeper.

Although it would be a good start, Jose Sa is f-cking sh-t.

But down to the bench he went, and in stepped a player who truly deserved better. Everyone’s favourite Clash Royale player turned hobby AWPer - yxngstxr.

Now, this writer personally is actually quite a big fan of yxngstxr. He has the correct grindset, a positive attitude, a snappy first bullet accuracy, and any team will be improved by the energy he brings.

You got the bag, now take our advice: get the f-ck out of there right f-cking now.

For yxngstxr, this feels like stepping onto the Titanic at some point between the aft snapping off and Kate Winslet pushing Leonardo DiCaprio into the water. To say the ship has sailed, crashed, and rapidly begun sinking is an understatement for this team.

And what improvement do they expect they’ll get out of making an upgrade in the support spot? With so many hot AWPers about, why isn’t anyone wondering where afro’s 1.14 rating went? Or why the players won’t subscribe to lux’s calling?

Well, that last bit we think even LG knows already.

Anyway, we’re glad yxngstxr finds a home, but chief - this ain’t it.

Here’s to hoping we’re wrong.