Where were you when The MongolZ was kill?

We were right here, laughing our arses off.

Not just because The MongolZ are dying, and we’re tired of them being bad, but because of all teams, mzinho has decided to ditch them for BC.Game.

There’s no way this is going to go well.

A Ukrainian, a Russian, two Mongolians, a Dane, and the idiot Polish coach trying desperately to remember how to breathe. It’s going to be chaos, and perhaps even worse than the Portuguese lineup, and we can’t wait to see it.

Seriously, this is going to be a disasterclass in how not to build a roster. This lineup is a cultural nightmare, where two clear duos will break off, and the poor leadership duo will be left figuring out how to get them all to play cohesively on the server.

Spoiler alert: they won’t figure it out.

It’s going to be a lot of fun to watch them try to claw back the ranking spot they bought from SAW at the start of the year, so we’re going to place a bet now:

By the time of the VRS cutoff date for the Singapore Major, SAW will have a higher VRS rank than BCG.

We’ll be amazed if it doesn’t pan out that way.

We’d also like to bet that 910 is currently on the phone to an English tutor, because the poor AWPer needs to get himself very far away from The MongolZ and fast if he doesn’t want to see his solid form disappear into irrelevancy.