He’s making a list, he’s checking it twice, he’s gonna find out if you’ve been pugging all night.

Counter-Claus is coming, to town.

Christmas has come early, and unlike the Scrooges and Grinches (one of whom works for TLDR, it transpires - you’ll see on Wednesday), we heart the Major. Every game. No matter the standard.

We will be there from day one until the final. Just like Brazilian fans.

We will be watching The Huns vs RED Canids in an 0-2 game. We will be watching Lynn Vision in the middle of the work day. We will be ignoring our responsibilities from now until mid December.

It all kicks off today. 1PM in Europe, some other time for heathens. B8 vs M80 or Imperial vs Rare Atom. Pick one. Or both. Dual monitor action. Just watch it. Do not move.

Then you’ve got Legacy vs FlyQuest (Legacy should be an absolute nailed-on 3-0 team) and PARIVISION vs The Huns (which signals the resurrection of Jesus in tier one CS, which we know is the wrong holiday, but it was an easy joke to make).

Look, these aren’t absolute thigh rubbers. They’re not nipple fiddlers. They’re not aphrodisiac games. But they are must-watch because it’s the Major.

By TLDR’s decree, you must watch.

NIP vs NRG are next too, very fun! Probably a better watch than GamerLegion vs Fluxo, but we will watch anyway.

Then you can either hatewatch fnatic against RED Canids or watch FaZe lose a BO1 to Lynn Vision. Your choice. Fun either way.

We bloody love the Major. You’re going to too.

Merry Countermas, everyone.

Poll

Normally, we put in a joke poll here, and depending on what time you read this, you might be able to cheat a little, but we’re genuinely curious as to what you think: