Illustration: NovaH

We live life by three simple rules.

Always ban Nuke against Finnish people, never send nudes that aren’t temporary and only bet what you cam afford to lose.

That last one becomes a lot easier when it’s not your skins you’re betting with.

Stewie2k was accused by some pussy (we promise that’s a safe click) of gambling away skins he’d borrowed off of said feline, which at first seems like it could just be the ramblings of a madman.

But it kept spiralling.

The accuser had receipts, and he wasn’t the only one. Everyone seemingly had a bad interaction with him.

As kassad rightfully points out, he shouldn’t have needed the money. He was on a wedge at EG and has won a pretty silly amount of prize money.

Quite how he ran out of money is anyone’s guess. We couldn’t run out of a million dollars if we tried. Please test us on this. Please.

The good news is that Stewie won’t be gambling again. Ah. Just one problem. That tweets is from 2020.

Stewie tried to get out of it, but was too lazy in faking his image that it just didn’t work, and nobody seems to be on his side any more.

When even NA has given up on Stewie, it’s over.

Still, we got some jokes out of it.

Trivia

Before he was making dodgy deals and gambling his fortune away, Stewie was actually a pretty handy player and won an Intel Grand Slam with Liquid in 2019.

But what was his first tier one tournament win?

Scroll down to find the answer. 👇

Poll answers

In the last newsletter, we asked you what is the strangest roster move of 2025?

We think you lot may have forgotten just how shocking one of these moves was when it happened…

MOUZ bench siuhy ⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️ 0% (Really?)

FURIA sign molodoy and YEKINDAR 🟨🟨⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️ 38.5%

The MongolZ bench Senzu 🟨🟨🟨⬜️⬜️⬜️ 46.2%

s1mple signs for BC.Game 🟨⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️ 7.7%

Finally, one speedreader willt12, replied and suggested: “GamerLegion signing Kursy, I’m not sure what they ever saw in him.”