TaZ. s1mple. electroNic. Erm, MUTiRiS?

If we were building a team to win DreamHack Summer 2018, we’d be in with a shout. Though, even then, the three Portuguese players seem a bit out of place - and the fact that TaZ is coaching would be a bit weird.

Actually, forget we said anything.

You already know about BC.Game’s insane (derogatory) line-up, but adding TaZ in as the coach — or vibes manager, probably more accurately — just makes it weirder. It’s like a team proposed in a HLTV comment from a Portuguese flag-bearer from seven years ago.

Can TaZ coach? Probably not. Does that matter? Probably not. He’s not here for tactical expertise. He’s here to look cool and break up fights.

And we’re sure this team will be doing a whole lot of fighting. Just maybe not with the enemy team.