You ever just sign the GOAT at huge cost for a one off best of three?

That’s what Falcons have done, after signing s1mple on loan for a month (they have no other tournaments this month) only to lose in the first round of BLAST Spring Showdown

Richard Lewis dives into there being more to the move than in the server, but realistically this is still an utter failure.

s1mple, on the rifle, had just a 0.94 rating, and was outshot by what is essentially NIP’s old academy led by starlet nilo and fnatic failure jackinho.

Sportswashing works best as a distraction.

The Qatar world cup is remembered for the Messi-Mbappe final as much as the corruption and the human rights issues.

But Falcons? So far they’re coming out of the tumble dryer with more dirt than they went in with.

s1mple surely won’t stay. So what’s next?

Our money is on blameF arriving — because that’s exactly what Counter-Strike’s least popular team needs. We can hear the boos from here.