Jame, dastan, you two are on fraud watch. And it’s not even because of how sh-t your team is nowadays.

Instead, you’ve set off our fraud sensors because you’re making the same mistakes we’ve seen you make countless times before, and we can’t keep letting you off for it.

Qikert, n0rb3r7, and now BELCHONOKK. All three were the soldiers necessary for your system to thrive, and all three have been benched for being exactly that. It’s criminal, honestly.

Especially when this time around, you’ve opted for H0bbit as the replacement. In no way is he a firepower upgrade, and he isn’t even particularly the solider you need either, he’s a recycled bum that we’d all but forgotten about in big 2026, and considering nota will still languish at the bottom of scoreboards for you, we just can’t let you off on this one.

In other news, ash is rumoured to be the new coach of Aurora. Yes, Aurora.

We guess that means those international rumours may have been true, and now we’re pretty f-cking excited to see it come to fruition.

try has also been the centre of multiple rumours, with the Argentinean supposedly being eyed up alongside nqz as potential kl1m replacements for MIBR, and is also supposedly set to return to Imperial after his pretty disastrous move to Passion UA.

Wherever he goes, we’re pretty sure it won’t be good enough for him.

But then again, considering we’d rather he and JT go to Liquid together, that’s not exactly a better fate.