We’ve been buzzing to see the best teams in the world play Overpass, and it turns out that outside of Spirit, they’re all absolutely f-cking sh-t at it.

Then again, Spirit were probably never going to struggle with donk and sh1ro holding down the A site. B-stards.

But seriously, Vitality got 13-3’d by M80, FaZe got 13-10’d by ECSTATIC, and MOUZ lost 13-2 to Imperial. Imperial. They couldn’t hit anything if they were Stan Collymore and their opponents were Ulrika Jonsson for f-ck’s sake.

They better all sort it out quick. We want to see some good maps of Overpass, not whatever we’ve had to watch for the last two miserable days.

Speaking of miserable, has anyone checked in with electroNic lately? VP put in another dismal performance against GamerLegion to kick off the event, and we reckon he’s now a minimum of 13 rounds away from taking a bath with a toaster.

It’s also not looking good for siuhy either, for what it’s worth, his Liquid squad got took to the cleaners by huNter- and the funky bunch on G2.

So much for promising results (read: losses) vs Vitality, ay lads?

The good news is that so far, none of the underdogs have picked up series wins. And don’t get us wrong, it’s not that we aren’t fond of an upset, we’re just not too keen on any of these teams picking up upsets.

We wouldn’t have minded fnatic beating NAVI, but they couldn’t win a Mirage T side round even if b1t was calling for NAVI’s CT side - and that’s saying something.

Sorry, b1t, we can teach you to shave your knuckles if you’d like. Saves Aleksib the trouble.

An entirely predictable opening round, it’s a good set up for the rest of the event, so we really aren’t complaining too much.

Would’ve been good if ECSTATIC had won, though. There’s a lot of jokes we’re waiting to make with man like nut nut.

F-cking nut nut. Give us a break.