Not to be mean, but what the hell are FlyQuest doing in a grand final?

Somehow, the answer is ‘winning it, ya limey prick’. Uncalled for, but I get it.

Honestly, we have no idea what just happened. FlyQuest and BIG seemed to be in a competition for who could manage to lose the final. There was a round that rivalled some of the worst you’ll ever see - and this clip doesn’t even show aliStair missing a freebie to start it off.

syrsoN flat-out refused to hit an AWP shot on Dust 2, somehow. INS, FlyQuest’s best player by a mile, barely bothered to show up. Krimbo had 32 kills in a map loss. He was BIG’s shining light, but let’s talk about FlyQuest’s.

We ragged on aliStair for missing that free kill, but he was superb on the CT side of Vertigo and pulled off the clutch of the event to win Dust 2 - and the trophy - for FlyQuest.

He was assisted by dexter, who somehow was comfortably the better IGL both as a caller and an individual than tabseN. It was like a weird psychedelic Aussie wet dream. dexter outcalling Europeans, Vexite and aliStair fragging out, and FlyQuest winning.

For BIG, it’s another disappointment; or at least it would be, if anyone cared any more. Nobody expects anything of them, so they weren’t really disappointing.

SAW, however, lost to BIG and FlyQuest (albeit the latter was in a BO1), which is essentially unforgiveable for a team who are now considered to be a good one. If FlyQuest beat BIG in a BO3, you probably should be.

We’re being a bit harsh to FlyQuest, really. They won, fair and square, and beat everyone they came up against. Quite frankly, they were the best team there.

God that feels weird to write.

Yeah the boys?