Let’s play a little game.

If you had to guess, how old do you think Perfecto is?

Somewhere around 30, getting close to unc status? Yeah… wrong.

He’s just 26 years old.

Maybe you guessed it right, but doesn’t it feel like he’s a lot closer to retirement than the middle of his career?

Seems like that’s what happens when you spend what feels like an eternity trapped in contract jail. Going through it once is bad enough, but twice? That’s almost impressive.

But fear not, statsmeister. Your boy has escaped once again and is finally a free agent - or, to use a more accurate term, unemployed. Beats being stuck on VP, if you ask us.

And while there are plenty of question marks around his current form - and rightfully so - we’re still talking about a Major champion and the 2022 Anchor of the Year. That’s usually the kind of resume that gets you calls, even if they’re not the ones you’d like.

The real question is whether Perfecto is willing to grind his way back up the ladder or if he’s holding out for a spot on a tier 1 roster - something that’s probably not on the cards anytime soon.

At first glance, BetBoom seems like the most logical destination, potentially replacing S1ren. But knowing how things go around these parts, we’re already bracing ourselves for the inevitable BC.Game announcement any day now.