Welcome to Virtus.Pro, random guy with curls!

No, seriously. Who is this dude?

The social media manager must’ve tagged the wrong person, because the guy in that video is definitely not Perfecto.

We need to address the abomination that is this announcement video before we even talk about the move.

First (and most hilarious of all), that’s not even the man they’re signing.

Second of all, this looks like someone at VP typed ‘make an announcement video’ into some sketchy free AI tool and just ran with the first thing it spit out.

Come on, guys. At least pretend you care.

And why the f-ck is he making a stone sculpture? Surely there were some better ideas floating around.

Now, our outrage doesn’t end with the terrible video.

Speaking about the actual move, if there’s one thing we’ve got to call out right away, it’s the downright criminal way VP butchered one of CIS’ best prospects.

FL4MUS spent just five months with the squad, and he looked like a shadow of his former self compared to his run in GamerLegion. Sure, comparing him to Perfecto - an experienced Major winner - makes the decision understandable*,* but VP still did him dirty.

Here’s hoping he joins a team that can really maximize his skills and get the best out of him. Perhaps it’s time to run it back?

This addition also locks in FL1T and fame, putting a stop to the rumors swirling around this week. But if those rumors were true - that they don’t really want to play for VP anymore - that’s a pretty bad omen for the team’s future.

That said, signing Perfecto is a solid move, probably the best they could’ve made.

Well, aside from -electronic, of course, but it looks like he’s not going anywhere anytime soon.

And now, he’s one step closer to completing his master plan for CS domination. Just three more very specific signings to go: b1t, s1mple, and Boombl4.

Sounds like a Major-winning lineup to us.